Urban: Please, Stop Praising Me

As a college freshman, Jiang Chen wakes up one morning to discover that he has gained a special ability.

Whenever he hears someone brag, their bragging becomes a reality for him.

Stranger A: "My little brother is eighteen. It's such a headache."

Stranger B: "**, I've seen your little brother. He isn't."

Jiang Chen happens to overhear them, and suddenly feels something.

His little brother really is eighteen. What should he do? Does he need to change his pants?

Help me out here, I'm in a hurry!

Deskmate: "I have a friend who's a stock market genius, a hidden talent of our time."

Jiang Chen walks by and instantly masters everything about the stock market, including the insight to become a hidden investing genius.

Before even graduating, Jiang Chen looks back on all the abilities he's acquired and sighs helplessly. "Sigh, I only wanted to master one or two skills. Could you guys stop bragging?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.