Help! I Really Just Want to Be Alone

Gu Xiaoran traveled to the wild period of the fantasy world, ate a mysterious fruit, and gained the ability: 1. Immortality. The side effects are that he cannot practice cultivation and will sleep for five hundred years every thousand years. 2. The most beautiful woman in sight will fall in love with him until death. ... Thousands of years later, in order to avoid the romantic debts he owed and faced with the pursuit of his ex-girlfriends, Gu Xiaoran chose to remain anonymous and opened a small calligraphy and painting shop, where he wrote and painted every day, planning to spend his whole life idle. But why is it that the tree wants to be still but the wind doesn't stop? Why does it seem like the whole world knows that I am the boss? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.