Urban: I'm Really Just a Farmer

I'm a farmer. Really!

Reporter: You have a fortune, so why do you still call yourself a farmer?

What? You can't be a farmer if you're rich?

Reporter: Well...

I'm constantly being squeezed by all sorts of big shots. I want to file a complaint!!!

Some Big Shot: Come on, be reasonable. You call a few free meals squeezing you? And didn't you get your share of all the good stuff we brought over? You're not exactly one to let yourself get shortchanged!

Pah! Have some shame, would you? You call that a few meals? You practically moved into my manor. Was the little bit of stuff you brought even enough to cover rent?

Some Big Shot: Ahem. Comrade Reporter, let's cut that part, shall we?

Reporter: Whatever you say...

Also known as: The City: The Strongest Farmer

The introduction doesn't do it justice. Read the story!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.