Urban: The Strongest Farmer

I'm a farmer, really!

Reporter: You have countless riches. Why do you still call yourself a farmer?

What? Does having money mean I can't be a farmer?

Reporter: Well...

I'm constantly exploited by all sorts of big shots. I want to file a complaint!!!

Some Big Shot: Come on, be reasonable. Are we exploiting you just because we mooch a few meals? Didn't you get your share of all the good stuff we brought? You're not exactly the type to let yourself get shortchanged!

Pah! Have some shame, would you? You call that mooching a few meals? You've moved into my villa! Are your little gifts even enough to cover the rent?

Some Big Shot: Ahem. Reporter, let's cut that part, okay?

Reporter: As you say…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.