System, Don't Run! I'm Really Not a Super Big Shot

The path to immortality is severed, and no emperors are seen.

Chen Fan transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation by accident, only to discover that he has no spiritual root. With no hope of cultivating immortality, he can only settle down to a quiet, carefree life.

What he doesn't know is that

A spirit plant he grew comprehends peerless sword energy after watching him chop wood and light a fire, then splits the azure heavens with a single strike.

A yellow dog he took in becomes a demon emperor of its age after hearing him casually hum a tune, stirring turmoil across the ages.

A sparrow he nursed back to health undergoes nirvana and becomes a phoenix after watching him casually paint, ruling over a hundred thousand mountains.

Chen Fan is a little puzzled. Why are these great immortal cultivators so pathetic?

They burst into tears over a simple cup of tea.

They kneel to give thanks over an ordinary meal.

They roll around in delight over a casual drink.

Can someone tell me what on earth is going on in this world?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.