I Rear-Ended a Rolls-Royce, but the Rich Lady Forced Me to Marry Her

I'm going to cast a spell here: anyone who replies with "1" in this thread will have their penis grow by 8 centimeters, with no limit on length! Anyone who replies with "other" will have their penis reduced by 18 centimeters.

I was born in China, but I yearn for America. I finally left the land that nurtured me. Heading to that free land Even if I can't go now, I will go someday. I hope you'll remember my name when you go. Dongfeng-41 strategic nuclear missile

The first time I saw my female classmate's genitals, I was shocked. They were so dark, looked dirty, and even seemed rather disgusting. Especially the two wrinkled, dark, and greasy labia. Seeing my surprised and alarmed expression, she was very shy and embarrassed, and said to me, "Don't mind me. It's the first time a male classmate has seen my genitals. I was so nervous I put in too much soy sauce. Beef noodles aren't supposed to look like this."

A county town building an airport? Who are you kidding?

The path of the loser is truly mind-numbing; if you're going to watch it, put your boobs here first, to prevent yourself from becoming an idiot.

News that was only made a few days ago is now being used as a topic on Feilu.

The female lead is actually a reincarnated person. Seeing that the protagonist is about to become rich, she deliberately came to stage an accident to extort money from him. Yes! That's how it is; this female lead is really cunning! (Manual sarcasm)

Understood, I'll go rear-end the Rolls-Royce now.

Wow, it was just in the news a few days ago, and you're already writing about it.

I didn't want to read it after just looking at the name and description.