NBA: I've Come Clean, I'm Really Tough

Zhang Jie, the greatest player in NBA history, was known for making all kinds of impossible shots. Fans affectionately called him the God of Jie. In his later years, he wrote in his memoirs:

"The greatest achievement of my career wasn't going undefeated in the regular season, winning fifteen consecutive NBA championships, averaging over 60 points per game, or scoring 200 points in a single game. It was missing 49,999 shots over the course of my career. My greatest regret was that I never managed to break... 50,000 missed shots."

Curry: "People say my shots are ill-advised. I'm just learning from the God of Jie."

Jie's fans: "Being bad is the real sin. Your shots are ill-advised because you're bad."

LeBron James: "I'm the most naturally gifted player on Earth."

Everyone: "Shameless! The God of Jie is the strongest."

LeBron James: "The God of Jie is a god, so naturally, he doesn't count as an Earthling."

Kevin Durant: "When it comes to offense, the God of Jie is in a league of his own. Jordan and Kobe are in one tier, I'm in another, and everyone else is in another."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.