I'm Zhu Bajie! Conquering the Journey to the West with a Cleaver

我！猪八戒！一把菜刀闯西游

by One Nine Three Wolf (一九三狼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 22k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Classical Xianxia
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

All I want is a wife, kids, and a warm bed. I just want to laze around in Gao Village and live off others, but somehow people keep forcing me to go fetch the scriptures in the West.

Don't make me angry. What do the gods and Buddhas filling the sky amount to?

No matter how skilled you are, you still have to fear a kitchen knife!

I've got a dragon-headed kitchen knife. Just try making a move!

Chen Feng has the Heaven-Defying Luck System. From the start, he's armed with nothing but a dragon-headed kitchen knife, taking on all the gods and Buddhas by himself.

How will it end? Just listen as I tell you the story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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