I Have a Monster Jungle

"You know what? Today at a park, I was chased by a giant python from Anaconda! ***, that scared the hell out of me!"

"That's nothing! Yesterday at a park, I saw King Kong from Kong: Skull Island fighting two dinosaurs. The shrubs he threw nearly hit me!"

"Please. The day before yesterday at a park, I saw a dragon and phoenix bringing good fortune. I even rode on the dragon's head and flew up into the sky."

"That's it? One day at a park, I was dodging an Alien and a Predator chasing me. Those two were fighting, and I nearly got caught in the middle!"

"Um… You probably won't believe me, but I personally experienced what it felt like when the world ended in 2012. A plane fell out of the sky and nearly took me and my friend out."

"What kind of parks are you talking about? How are they so awesome?"

The five turned around at the sound of the question and answered in unison: "No, we're talking about the same park."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.