I'm Cao Cao, and I'm a Girl

On the battlefield,

the two armies clash.

Ma Chao gallops forward with his spear in hand, chasing the figure in a red robe ahead and shouting, "The one in the red robe is Cao Cao! After him!"

Cao Cao takes the opportunity to pull off his robe and throw it away.

Ma Chao freezes, eyes wide. A moment later, he shouts again, "The one wearing... wearing a JK uniform is Cao Cao! After him!"

Cao Cao takes the opportunity to lie flat on his horse and keep fleeing.

Ma Chao shouts again, "The one with twin ponytails is Cao Cao! After him!"

Cao Cao takes the opportunity to draw his sword and cut off his twin ponytails.

Ma Chao rides onward and thrusts his spear at Cao Cao. Just then, he sees a girl in a JK uniform emerge from Cao Cao's camp, sword in hand. She cries, "I am Xu Chu! Don't you dare hurt my lord!"

"And that's the story of how Cao Cao cut off his hair and abandoned his robe, passed down through the ages!"

"Bullshit!" A child throws down his book and shouts, "This isn't the Three Kingdoms at all!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.