I, Tianpeng, Work Nine to Five

After transmigrating into Journey to the West as Marshal Tianpeng, he awakens a God-Tier Check-In System.

"Congratulations, Host. You have successfully clocked in for work!"

"Reward: the bloodline of Pangu, the Chaos Demon God; the Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art; the Divine Ability, Concealing Aura; ten ginseng fruits; the supreme treasure, the Hongmeng Book..."

"The Heavenly Dao's schemes have been detected. Daily main quest issued: Refuse to flirt with Chang'e to receive a mysterious gift pack!"

"Congratulations, Host, for refusing Chang'e once. You have received a mysterious gift pack!"

Heavenly Soldier: "Jade Emperor, this is bad! That demon monkey is attacking!"

Jade Emperor: "Hurry and fetch the Tathagata from the West!"

Heavenly Soldier: "No need! Marshal Tianpeng is beating Sun Wukong senseless! But suddenly, he stopped!"

Jade Emperor: "Why did he stop?"

Heavenly Soldier: "He says his shift is over!"

Chang'e: "Marshal, you have vanquished the demon monkey and shown unmatched heroism. I would like to invite you to share a humble cup of wine!"

Tianpeng replied with righteous conviction: "I'm not going. I have to get to work..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.