Failed? This College Is Poisonous!

I failed the college entrance examination, but received an admission notice at home, so I was forced to end my dream of working as a security guard at Tsinghua University and embark on the path of cultivating immortality. But this college? Is it the Nima Cultivation College? But what about practicing Qi? What about foundation building? Hey, hey, hey, why don't you teach these? What the hell is quantum supernatural power? Is the master's special skill 100% guaranteed to be picked up with bare hands? This painting style is so weird? A petite girl turns into a muscular lolita? Are you sure this isn't from time travel? , Why can the teacher explain to us the art of picking up soap very seriously in class? Supernatural power? The principle, who founded this university? This is not the cultivation I want, and my ideal is to be a security guard! Three months after I started, I encountered a grand gathering of cultivating immortals that only happens once in ten years. Everyone else's painting styles were normal, right? Why does the guy next door look at me with envy? The eldest brother came on the stage, and his opponent was a person who looked so powerful. Oh, it started. Damn, that man knelt down. The eldest brother took out... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.