Hit the List? Is This College Toxic?

Failed the college entrance examination! However, his family received an admission notice, so he was forced to end his dream of working as a security guard at Tsinghua University and embark on the path of cultivating immortality. But this university? Is it the Nima Cultivation College? But what about practicing Qi? What about foundation building? Hey hey hey! Why don't you teach these? What the hell are quantum powers? Is the master's special skill 100% guaranteed to be picked up with bare hands? This painting style is so weird? A petite girl turns into a muscular lolita? Are you sure this isn't from time travel? , Why can the teacher explain picking up soap very seriously in class? Supernatural power? The principle, who founded this university? This is not the cultivation I want, and my ideal is to be a security guard! Three months after I started, I encountered a grand gathering of cultivating immortals that only happens once in ten years. Everyone else's painting styles were normal, right? Why does the guy next door look at me with envy? The senior brother came on the stage, and his opponent was a guy who looked so powerful, ah, it started, shit, that guy knelt down,... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.