Urban: I'm Really Broke

"Believe it or not, I really don't have any money. I'm not lying to you." Zhang Feng said to the reporters interviewing him as he opened the door of his Ferrari.

The reporters: "..."

"Ladies, why won't you believe me? I really have no money. I'm so poor I'm almost unable to afford food." As he spoke, Zhang Feng opened the front door of his villa.

The ladies: "..."

Realizing that nobody believed he was broke, Zhang Feng quietly took a photo of the red wine he was drinking to drown his sorrows and posted it on his Moments feed.

"Why won't any of you believe that I'm broke? In the end, I'm still the one bearing everything alone."

His Moments friends: "Who drinks Lafite and claims they're broke?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.