Urban: A Guide to Signing In for Life

What is it like to have a sharp-tongued sign-in System?

When you break up with your girlfriend, the sharp-tongued sign-in System says:

"Sign-in successful: The Host is now single and will have to keep his hands company from now on. To help the Host use his hands less, the System has specially picked a stock ticker that will surge by 500% in the future."

For the sake of the money, Li Qian decided to put up with it.

When the company you work for goes bankrupt and you officially lose your job, the sign-in System says:

"Sign-in complete: The Host is now officially unemployed. To keep the Host from becoming a parasite on society, the System has specially provided the Host with an upgraded recipe for Happy Fat Guy Soda. The Host must never become a parasite on society."

He'd only lost his job once, and now he was going to become a parasite?

For the sake of the money, he put up with it one more time.

Years later, Li Qian had become one of the most powerful people in society. Now, he no longer needed to put up with it.

"System, get out here. I promise I won't beat you to death."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.