When I woke up, I'd transmigrated to the late Ming dynasty, during the Tianqi era? Good thing I brought along a Summoning System.
But who'd have thought the first woman I fell for would be a eunuch's songstress? Then she got captured and sentenced to castration? Good thing I accepted Wei Zhongxian as my godfather and was sent to serve the emperor as a fake eunuch.
Before I'd even had my fill of good fortune, the Later Jin came knocking? And they wanted a eunuch like me to fight them? Good thing I summoned Lu Bu, who killed Nurhaci and won a great victory.
Then, before I'd even settled in, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong rebelled? And they wanted me, a eunuch, to put down the rebellion?
Damn it, I only wanted to take down my idol Wei Zhongxian and lead the Eastern Depot as the Ming dynasty's Nine-Thousand-Year-Old! I never planned on saving the Ming Empire!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The protagonist is a real eunuch, not fake
Didn't this book have one or two thousand pages before? Why are there only sixty of them now?
The summoned hero, his head was caught in the door
What are you writing? It's a mess and it's completely out of context.