My Godfather Is the Ming Dynasty's Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord

Yi Qianxing: "What? I've transmigrated to the Tianqi reign of the Ming Dynasty, its darkest era?"

"What? The first woman I fell for after transmigrating was a eunuch's songstress? And I got caught on the spot and was about to be sent to the palace to become a eunuch?"

"Damn, good thing I managed to flatter my way into becoming the adopted son of the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. My adoptive father sent me to serve the emperor as a pretend eunuch!"

"What? The Later Jin invaded, and they're making me, a eunuch, go fight them? Good thing my luck was so damn good that I won."

"What? Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong have rebelled, and they want me to go put down the uprising too?"

"Damn it, I'm just a eunuch! I only want to follow my idol, my adoptive father, and take charge of the Eastern Depot as the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. I never wanted to save the empire!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.