When Eunuch Yu, the Flower of the Western Depot, Arrived in the Modern Era

You ask what the Western Depot is? I'll tell you right now. Any case the Eastern Depot can't solve, the Western Depot will solve. And listen carefully: anyone the Eastern Depot doesn't dare kill, I'll kill. Any matter the Eastern Depot doesn't dare handle, I'll handle. In short, whatever the Eastern Depot can handle, I'll handle, and whatever it can't handle, I'll handle that too. I can execute first and report later, with special authorization from the emperor. That's the Western Depot. Is that clear enough?

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