Teacher, There's Someone in the Classroom

If anyone dares to reply to me, I will curse him to be molested by various goddesses every night.

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If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: IQ increased by 100% 2: 20 to 50 years younger than now 3: You can become invisible, pass through walls, and dive underground at will. 4: You won't get sick, and your body will be strengthened comprehensively. 5: Completely reshape your body at will 6: Can talk to animals 7: Read other people's minds 8: God-level disguise 9: Chaos level world bead  ** Infinite clones of divine powers 11: Predict the next twenty-four hours 12: Foresee your own death 13: Immortality and eternal life 14: The richest man in the world, both civil and military. 15: Reply 66 and like it to get the above skills

Why are you so excited when a boy who has nothing to do with you jumps off a building? If you don't know, you think your wife jumped. You must have watched too many campus youth movies.

I have always liked Sun Wukong, because no matter what female demons or ghosts he faces, he can always say the words "Take my grandson with a stick!"

Why do you say that the protagonist is the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a woman? He obviously sucks the yin energy to strengthen himself, so he insists on letting the female ghost suck it, so forget it. But after the girl finished sucking the protagonist's yang energy, he said he would teach her a lesson, but it turned out to be a honey trap, and he let her suck it again and again. Since she said she wanted to kill the protagonist, the protagonist wouldn't let her suck it even if he didn't kill her! From the fact that she eats all the ghosts from school to the protagonist's house, no matter whether she is a good ghost or not, we can see that she is a selfish ghost. Maybe you will say that she eats ghosts, and I am not so holy. On the contrary, I say these are not holy ghosts, but the protagonist refuses to help the female ghost because she is kind. Killing the good protagonist is equivalent to killing her. Killing is not a good thing. If I say it, it just gives the protagonist a reason to kill her. If I am the protagonist and she sucks a little of my Yin energy, it doesn't matter. If she sucks all of me, that's too much. Warn her once and suck her again. If I suck Yang Qi, it's direct. People are selfish. It's good to help you get revenge. But you still want to suck Yin Qi. Who are you! I'm not familiar with it. I can kill someone who has breathed in all the Yin energy, but I can't because it's a ghost.

Men are indeed animals with lower body parts. Tang Tang wants to drain the protagonist's yang energy and kill him. If he doesn't stop, it's almost a woman's death. Lick* one.

Damn it, Momo is gone like this, the female ghost in the protagonist is so damn good to you

I wanted to ask after seeing this introduction. . . Neither you nor my physical education class can be accounted for by the same author??

I thought that if the main character was a teacher, he wouldn't have a fat friend, but it turns out he still does