The Apocalypse Ambulance

"1. A beautiful, considerate servant. 2. A highly skilled bodyguard.

"1. A heavily fortified stronghold. 2. An upgradeable armored medical vehicle.

"1. A huge warehouse stocked with survival supplies. 2. A spatial ring you can carry with you.

"1. A heavy laser turret. 2. A vibranium shield.

"1. A miniature, limitless nuclear power reactor. 2. An energy crystal core processing system.

"Choose one of each pair. Please make your selections!"

"Countdown: 10, 9, 8..."

"Argh, quit rushing me! I choose 22222."

"Beginner's gift pack bound. Reward: a Two-Realm Teleportation Stone!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.