Chinese Martial Arts: The Thirteen Guardians' Iron Body Training

No inner power, so what good is martial arts?

Old Man: "Get your ass down the mountain and give martial arts a good name!"

Shi Tou: "Get lost! Why don't you go yourself? It's terrifying down there!"

A complete madhouse.

The next day, he went down the mountain.

Old Man: "Oh, right. Here's a marriage contract. Remember to stop by and see your fiancée!"

Shi Tou: "Get lost! What does that have to do with me?"

Watching him walk away, the old man called out, "Remember, never use your skills lightly!"

Little Shi Tou: "You won't let me hurt anyone, but you want me to give martial arts a good name. What the hell, why don't you do it?"

Old Man: "The Thirteen Guardians' Iron Body Technique!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.