Honghuang: Vice Leader of the Jie Sect

Xuan Yuan transmigrates to the Primordial World by accident. The Three Pure Ones are on the verge of becoming Sages, so he promptly decides to mess with them.

Yuanshi: "You insolent fool, how dare you make a fool of me? Someone, throw him out!"

Laozi: "Hold on, second brother. I think what he said makes a lot of sense. You really are..."

Tongtian: "That's right, second brother! Come on, Xuan Yuan, don't take him seriously. Come be my vice sect leader."

The Three Ancestors: "Immortal Xuan, please be our Holy Father, too!"

Xuan Yuan: "I'll think about it!"

The Three Ancestors: "Immortal, don't think about it! I'll give you the sect leader's share of our fortune right now."

Nuwa: "That's right! Say yes already! Then we can..."

"Fine, then I'll..."

Zhunti and Jieyin: "Xuan Yuan, why are you always picking on us?"

Xuan Yuan: "Can't help it. I just like beating up bald guys!"

Yuanshi: "But I'm not bald!"

"But you have a bad memory!"

Laozi: "Then what do you have to say for scheming against me?"

"Because you annoy me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.