Three Kingdoms: I Mess with Sima Yi's Grandpa from the Start

When he woke up, he had become Guan Yu as a newborn. Guan Yu decided he wouldn't follow the course of history. He would be his own boss.

Sima Jun: Governor, we're bound to see each other around. Don't take things too far.

Cut the crap. You have two choices: hand over all your money or die.

Sima Jun: You...!

Lu Bu: You in front, stop right there! Tell me, are you Guan Yu, the man whose name is mentioned alongside mine?

Mentioned alongside yours? You think you're worthy? I doubt you could withstand more than three of my blows, General.

Lu Bu: This is intolerable! Boy, prepare to die!

Yuan Shao: General Zhenxi, would you care to join me in my camp for a chat?

Get lost! I don't associate with shorties.

Yuan Shao: You... you...!

Liu Bei: General Zhenxi, I am Liu Bei, a descendant of Prince Jing of Zhongshan...

Enough! Get as far away as you can, and stop bothering me. I don't have time to listen to you trade on your ancestors.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.