Anime Crossover: Starting With Sword Art Online

"Why do you like picking on me so much?"

"Boys always like picking on the girls they like. It's childish, but it comes from the most sincere feelings humanity has to offer, don't you think?"

"Are you trying to say you like me?"

"...Oh, no. I don't like you. I just want your body."

PS: Current arc: Sword Art Online (SAO), status undecided.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.