Anime Crossover: My Wife Is Shokuhou Misaki

"None of this has anything to do with you, so why do you keep saving me, over and over?"

"Because I like you."

"Don't try to fob me off with that. If you like me, why are you always picking on me?"

"Boys always pick on the girls they like. It's childish, but isn't that the most sincere kind of affection?"

"Really?"

"No. I just want to live off you!"

"Ding! Tutorial on how spatial ability users can break out of three-dimensional thinking, analysis complete. Stand acquired: Star Platinum!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.