Starting with Tens of Billions of Dollars to Make a Licking Dog

Licking one person makes you a loser, licking a hundred people makes you a king, and licking a thousand people makes you a respectable person. Licking is not scary, what is scary is that the number of licks is too small. Therefore, I made a grand ambition to be the licker of thousands of people in my life. As long as I lick enough, the spare tire can't catch up with me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.