Start with Tens of Billions as a Licking Dog

Licking one person is considered a *, licking a hundred people is a king, and licking a thousand people is a respectable thing. Licking* is not terrible, what is terrible is that the number of licks is too small. Therefore, I made a grand ambition to be the licker of thousands of people in my life. As long as I lick enough, the spare tire can't catch up with me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.