Great Tang: Brother Shimin, I'll Take Your Daughter

After the Xuanwu Gate Incident, Zhao Chen transmigrates into the past, and a small tavern opens in Chang'an. Every few days, a remarkable figure comes in to seek advice on governing and business.

"Old Zhao, what do you think of the Xuanwu Gate Incident?"

"Old Zhao, when can the Tang go to war with the Turks?"

"Old Zhao, we've conquered Tuyuhun. How should we govern it?"

"Old Zhao, what are our chances of defeating Goguryeo?"

"Old Zhao, is the Earth really round? Can the Tang really colonize the whole planet?"

Zhao Chen is furious. "Old Li, you're asking questions all day long. Don't you get tired? The emperor's not worried, but the eunuch is. Why don't you just go into the palace and become one of Li Shimin's eunuchs?"

Old Li suddenly chuckles. "Heh heh! I'll come clean. My surname is Li, my given name is Shimin, and my childhood nickname is Li Er!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.