Great Tang: I've Come Clean, I'm Yuwen Chengdu

"What kind of lousy System is this? I only get rewards when I sleep?" Yuwen Chengdu was fed up. Other people can fly through the skies and burrow through the earth, but you're telling me to sleep?

Soldier: "General, this is bad! The enemy is about to breach the city!"

Yuwen Chengdu: "Hold them off. I'm going to take a nap."

Soldier: "General, this is bad! The enemy's about to breach the city again!"

Yuwen Chengdu: "Hold them off again. I'll try sleeping in a different position."

The soldier roared: "General, this is bad! The enemy has breached the city! I'm running for my life!"

Yuwen Chengdu: "What's the panic? Let me take a nap first."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.