Fine, I'll Come Clean: I'm Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng! Not A-Zheng!

After a century as a movie emperor, Master Zhou Xingzu transmigrates to the Great Qin and keeps spreading his absurd comedic style.

"Master, can our Great Qin really unite the Six Kingdoms?"

"Master, is there really vast land beyond these Nine Great Provinces?"

"Master, when can I go from being the King of Qin to becoming the true Emperor Qin Shi Huang?"

"A Zheng, enough nonsense. Is your sister around?"

"Master, didn't you say you weren't interested in my sister? That she was just a vulgar beauty?"

"Uh...! That was then. I've changed my mind. As the century's movie emperor, Master Zhou Xingzu, it is my duty to champion justice, my responsibility to do good and build virtue, and my moral obligation to save all those lovely unmarried young women! If you have any other sisters to spare, I'd like to save a few more!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.