Emperor Wu of Han Calls My Bluff and Gets Furious

Li Shu transmigrates to the era of Emperor Wu of Han, ready to accomplish something great.

But the System sleeps in, and won't activate until the emperor wants to castrate him...

To make a living, he opens a farm-to-table restaurant. A wealthy young man often comes to eat and talks about strange things.

"Can the Han Empire go to war with the Xiongnu?"

"Should we end the marriage alliances?"

"Can honoring Confucianism above all else make the country rich and the army strong?"

Li Shu chats away, until he marries a woman surnamed Wei. The young man roars, "I'm Liu Che! How dare you marry Wei Zifu? I ought to have you castrated!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.