Fortune-Telling Livestream: Bro, Your Wife Is Going to Drug You Tonight

Chen Song set out to track down his runaway ex-girlfriend, but ended up joining a sect and inheriting the art of divine fortune-telling.

He started livestreaming his readings. His ex wanted to see him embarrass himself, so she sent a rich, beautiful woman to ask for a reading: "I want to be famous. Tell me how famous I'll get."

"Famous? You'll become a plaything for the so-called stars!" Chen Song sighed.

The rich beauty dropped to her knees and begged for help.

A devoted husband asked, "Why is my luck with money so bad? Why can't I hold on to it?"

Chen Song struck the wooden fish with a heavy thump. "Money? Your wife is about to drug you with sleeping pills tonight."

The devoted husband worked late into the night, then went home and drank the chicken soup his wife had made. He nearly slept like a log, but thanks to a talisman, he saw his wife bringing her lover home.

His runaway ex-girlfriend made a face and stuck out her tongue. "Tell me if I'll marry you."

"Get in line and let me figure things out. Marriage is serious, so don't rush into it," Chen Song advised.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.