I Am Fahai, the Buddhist World-Honored One

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First of all, I welcome everyone's enthusiastic discussion, but I want to clarify one point: I have never belittled Taoism in the text. The comparisons are simply because the Taoist realms are well-known, allowing readers to understand the protagonist's approximate level. To label a comparison as belittling is laughable. Secondly, the claim that all the villains are Taoist is ridiculous.

The author excessively denigrates Taoism and elevates Buddhism. It should be noted that most mythical beings originate from Taoism; the supreme ruler of the Three Realms is the Jade Emperor, a Taoist deity. Therefore, excessively belittling Taoism diminishes the book's appeal.

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Buddha: Fahai, your bloodlust is too strong. Fahai: You audacious demon! This humble monk can see at a glance that you are not human! Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon! World Honored One Ksitigarbha! Prajna Buddhas! Prajna Paramita! Fahai, dead!

I feel that most of the authors who write Buddhist novels on Feilu are idiots. What is a Buddha? The first step is to be pure of heart and free from desires, and to be detached from worldly concerns. The second step is to have the world in your heart and be willing to dedicate yourself to it. Only when you are praised by the world can you be called a Buddha! Pretentious people who eat meat and drink alcohol are just trendy monks. What kind of Buddha are they?

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Dear author, I thought it was pretty good before, but this one really blew me away. Are you serious about saying that the Kunpeng is the offspring of the phoenix?

Bold author! I'll expose your true colors! Da Bao Weilong, Prajna Buddhas, World Honored One Ksitigarbha, Prajna Paramita, now revealed! You dare to blaspheme against my Buddha? Kill! Kill! Kill! Such petty tricks! You dare to show off your meager skills before an expert! Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Great Luo Mantra, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Paramita, Moving Mountains and Ascending to Heaven!