Me: Felling a Tree with a Free-Fall Kick from the Start

An offbeat, comedic adventure that brings together games, manga, and live-action shows.

If you'd like to see Wing Chun take on Thanos, Yan Shuangying and Dante guess bullets, the Buddha's Shadowless Kick clash with Eighty Gods Air Strike, or the story of seven Calabash Gourd girls and an old man that must not be spoken of, then go ahead and click in.

Protagonist Xia Lang: "I don't know if you guys are losing it, but I really am..."

The cover is whatever I want, the title is whatever I want, and the blurb is whatever I want.

I'll write whatever the hell I feel like, and you can read whatever the hell you like.

Of course, this story all began with a crotch-splitting kick that felled a tree…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.