Urban: I've Been So Pampered by My Worshippers, I've Lost Contact

After awakening the God of Wealth Evolution System, Fushou Lu suddenly becomes the most coveted prize among the entire upper crust.

From then on, he begins a happy life in which others beg to mooch food, drink, and entertainment off him.

"We'll now begin the bidding for long-term patronage. Starting price: one hundred million."

"I bid two hundred million!"

"I bid three hundred million!"

"Three hundred million once, three hundred million twice. Could you people show a little more enthusiasm? Is that all you've got?" Brother Lu grumbles, tapping the little wooden gavel in his hand.

"I bid four hundred million!"

"Wonderful, wonderful! Boss Liu certainly knows how to step up. Four hundred million, once..."

"I bid one billion!"

An incomparable beauty, radiant enough to topple a kingdom, slowly steps forward and whispers into Brother Lu's ear, her breath fragrant as an orchid:

"Honey, stop messing around. Come home with me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.