Honghuang: I, Xuanyuan, Will Never Create the Heavens!

Great Dao: "You want to investigate Xuanyuan's fate? You must be dreaming. Even I can't see it, let alone a lowly Heavenly Dao like you."

Three Ancestors of the Human Race: "Great Dao above, it is not that our Human Race is unfilial. The Holy Mother and the Sect Leader have simply gone too far, standing by as our people are slaughtered. Therefore, we petition to strip the Holy Mother of half the Human Race's fortune and the Sect Leader of eighty percent of his, and grant it to our Human Race's Holy Father, Xuanyuan."

Great Dao: "Granted!"

Laozi: "Xuanyuan, you..."

Xuanyuan: "Fourth Brother, this * is so annoying. Go drive him away."

Yang Mei: "Understood! Big Brother, please sit for a while."

Nuwa: "Now you'll appoint my brother as Human Emperor, right?"

"No rush, no rush. After all, I haven't had my fill of playing with snakes yet!"

Nuwa: "You..."

Zhunti and Jieyin: "Xuanyuan, why are you always making things difficult for us?"

"Can't help it. I just like dealing with baldies!"

Yuanshi: "But I'm not bald! Why are you..."

"I forgot to mention, I also like dealing with traitors!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.