All Right, My Backer Is the Heavenly Court

The Jade Emperor: Longevity Venerable, don't you know I decreed that eating beef is forbidden? What will the old ox think of you? Though that beef noodle soup was delicious. Add more salt next time...

Bull Demon King: You old Jade Emperor...

Taishang Laojun: Longevity Venerable, have you caught my boy yet? Help me catch him and I'll give you a heaven-defying reward. You're a man, you know what I mean...

Victorious Fighting Buddha: Longevity Venerable, I'll give you all the treasures in the Water Curtain Cave on Flower Fruit Mountain. I want ten power banks, and I want to watch the Moonlight Box a hundred times...

Leader of Country M: Gu Changsheng, aren't you afraid I'll attack you with nuclear missiles?

Gu Changsheng: I have the Heavenly Court backing me. I'm not afraid.

Leader of Country R: Gu Changsheng, don't push us too far!

Gu Changsheng: Are you people in Country R even human?

China: General Gu Changsheng, could you give us a hand? Also, Dragon King, could you make it rain?

Gu Changsheng: Sure, no problem...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.