The Heavenly Court Has My Back

You call in your powerful backers when you can't beat someone? Fine, bring them on. I can beat you, and I've got powerful backers of my own.

Jade Emperor: Venerable Changsheng, didn't you know I banned beef? What will Old Niu think of you now? Though that beef noodle soup really was delicious. Add more salt next time...

Bull Demon King: You old Jade Emperor...

Taishang Laojun: Venerable Changsheng, have you caught my young attendant? Help me catch him, and I'll give you a huge reward. We're both men, you know what I mean...

Victorious Fighting Buddha: Venerable Changsheng, I'll give you all the treasures in the Water Curtain Cave on Flower-Fruit Mountain. Just get me ten power banks. I want to watch the Moonlight Box a hundred times...

Leader of Country M: Gu Changsheng, aren't you afraid I'll attack you with nuclear missiles?

Gu Changsheng: I've got the Heavenly Court backing me. I'm not afraid.

Leader of Country R: Gu Changsheng, don't push us too far!

Gu Changsheng: Are you people from Country R even human?

Dragon Nation: General Gu Changsheng, could you do us a favor and ask the Dragon King to make it rain?

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.