Journey to the West: I've Revealed the Truth, I'm the Tongtian Cult Master

Is it all a showdown now? Next door, there are three generations of Tang Dynasty ancestors. Cao Cao has a low IQ, Li Shimin is pressed to the ground and rubbed, and Qin Shihuang is shocked. Okay, I also show my hand. I am the system manufacturer. If you reply 1, you can get the system.

Due to the excessive number of new small worlds, there is a serious shortage of time travellers. We are now recruiting time travellers, regardless of gender, old or young, on a first-come, first-served basis.

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save money for a bottle of Coke every day, you can buy 10 bottles of Coke in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will like this when they see it.

Short story "Come": The door opens. Man: Coming? Woman: Here we come. Man: Are you here? Woman: Not coming. Man: Are you coming? Woman: Just come. Man: Are you here? Woman: Not yet. Man: Then come again. Man: Are you here? Woman: It's coming, it's coming. Man: Come together. Woman: Are you coming yet? Man: Not coming, not coming~

Infinite Heavenly Lord First there is Pangu and then there is heaven. I am before Pangu. A trace of breath destroys all worlds. I find a silk thread of joy on the earth. I create eight hundred systems. I will find it after seven calamities. After seven calamities, I will come to find you. I will taste ten thousand teas and discuss ten thousand ways. If you want to press 1, the opportunity is only in an instant. Believe it or not, I don't care. I will shed tears of regret at the end of the day.

No one complains that all the chapters are like a running account, carved with a mill.

The supporting characters are stupid, but the protagonist is smart

I seriously suspect that the protagonist is a fool

Boss... You are really stupid... Do you know who is where and who is... Then Tongtian's clothes snort... Then Tongtian pretends not to know... Then *Ma repeats the plot... Finally, he says something like Tongtian, this saint is so simple, I can't imagine... As for the plumbers who write novels, I only obey you, boss...

Is it a sky full of gods and Buddhas or a sky full of mentally retarded people???