Anime Dimensions: Super Saiyan God

Passerby Fan: Hong Nan, what the hell are you doing? You’ve blown out all the tires!

Hong Nan: I was afraid you’d speed and get caught by the cops, sis.

Young Lady: You can’t even come up with a cheesy pickup line?

Hong Nan: They’re too sweet. I’m afraid you’ll get diabetes.

Little Tuan Tuan: Yi Ge, please act like a person and let your brother go. I’ll remember how good you’ve been to me.

Hong Nan: No way! I’ve still got 30 bolts left in my crossbow. You’re not getting away until I’ve shot them all!

I just want to be a lazy fish who can make money lying down. Life’s too hard.

Hong Nan: Don’t be a dog.

Host: You don’t actually want the System, do you?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.