Master, Your Disciple Has Left Seclusion!

Boundless Heavenly Venerable First came Pangu, then heaven; I, the true self, existed even before Pangu. A wisp of my aura destroyed countless worlds. I discovered a trace of joy in Earth, created eight hundred systems, and after obtaining these systems, seven eons passed. After those seven eons, I came to seek the Venerable One, to savor countless teas and discuss countless paths.

Only second-rate after 50 years? Where's the protagonist's halo? Is it just an intelligence-degrading halo given by the author? And look at your mindset. After 50 years of seclusion, what you've done is like you've only been in seclusion for 5 minutes!

If I'm not mistaken, you're currently lying in Tokisaki Kurumi's arms playing on your phone, using Misaka Mikoto's electricity to charge it, with Sagiri calling you "brother" next to you, Asuna sitting by your bedside, Rikka acting out her chuunibyou next to you, Mikasa calling you by your name repeatedly, and maybe even Rem getting jealous, while you're seriously browsing Feilu, and even saw my comment and liked it.

I'm going to cast a spell here: anyone who replies with "1" in this thread will have their penis grow by 5 centimeters, with no limit on length! Anyone who replies with "other" will have their penis reduced by 15 centimeters.

These are the rules for time travel. Just reply with "100" below to travel! There are still hundreds of thousands of spots available this year. Plus, you'll receive an attribute panel, an AFK system, an exchange shop, and various other cheat codes upon travel. First come, first served. What? You want to know why the conditions are better than the ones above? Don't ask, it's because there are no middlemen taking a cut!

My lord is the Primordial Dao, my elder brother is the Chaos Dao, my nephew is the Primordial Heavenly Dao, and my disciple is the Earthly Heavenly Dao. Today, I, the Venerable One, bestow upon a destined person the privilege of traveling to the world they wish to visit. I also grant you a system; the travel will take place precisely at midnight tonight. Please leave your name in the world you wish to visit.

Have you seen The Return of the Condor Heroes? Although the Dragon Elephant Prajna Skill is very famous, it is widely known and almost everyone knows it. However, it is very difficult to practice and no one can stick to it. You are making this martial art seem so mysterious and refusing to share it no matter what. It's ridiculous.

Anyone without VIP status is a noob. If you're not happy, come at me.

The protagonist has been single for 68 years, so he must have quite a few women in his life. I just wonder if his first woman can handle it, haha.

Short story "Come": The door opens. Man: You're here? Woman: Yes. Man: Are you here? Woman: No. Man: Are you coming or not? Woman: I'll come if I'm coming. Man: Are you here? Woman: Not yet. Man: Then let's try again. Man: Are you here? Woman: Yes, yes. Man: Let's come together. Woman: Are you coming again? Man: No, I can't come anymore~