Pokemon: I Am a Former Champion

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago. 3. When Chinese people are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way China teaches English. In the United States, even primary school students can speak fluent English. 5. If you save the money for a bottle of Coke every day, you can buy 10 bottles of Coke in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, the right side of your face will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If someone is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will praise this paragraph, and ugly people will turn a blind eye.

New book uploaded, please meow? Meow? Meow! (Meow words) The unscrupulous cat has a flag (funny face) online, and Suiyuan (crossed out) is updated basically twice a day, and the third update depends on the situation. For the time being, there are only so many beeps. Finally, there is a paragraph about the benefits of cats panting: Meow! Meow? Meow~meow meow~meow meow meow~~

Isn't Du the champion? Are you afraid it's not a fake Pokémon? Du is obviously the champion of the Chengdu region. I don't know. Don't talk nonsense.

Did you make the male protagonist too awesome? It feels like it is omnipotent. Oh, there are champions above the kings, masters above the champions, and masters above the masters. Let me ask you, below the king, they are no longer human beings. They are quasi-kings, gymnasiums, elites, ordinary, novices, and infants. It is difficult to cross each level. When you are here, you are directly above the king. You are so brainless! _||

Isn't the Dodo the champion of Chengdu? Why is it the King of Heaven?

The author said that the fossil pterosaurs are of the flying and rock type, not the dragon type. . . . . .

Kunkun bites him, Kunkun (manual funny)

Author, please tell me your address. Don't worry, I'm not holding a knife to your neck to force you to update your article. I just want to have a "friendly" chat. Trust me.

To become a champion, you must first challenge the previous champion. It is impossible for Sirona not to know pig feet.

Rayquaza doesn't have some imperial organ inside his body, can he super-evolve on his own?