My System Is Such a Goofball

When you're down on your luck, even drinking water can make you choke.

Lin Xiao spent more than a decade living through days like that.

Before his college entrance exams, he confessed to the last girl in his science class and got rejected. Furious, he cursed the unfairness of Heaven, only to be struck by lightning.

When he woke up, the bad luck that had been dogging him seemed to have disappeared.

Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your Misfortune Value has reached its peak. Misfortune Reversal Mode is now active.

Lin Xiao: "Whoa, System! A real, living System!"

System: "That's right, dear. What kind of service would you like?"

Lin Xiao: "I want to rule for all eternity and unite the universe!"

System: "Um, sorry, dear. The System can't process that. Attempting to unbind from Host..."

And so, with the support of this half-dead, idiotic System, Lin Xiao gradually climbed to the top of his own world...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.