Naruto: Super Godlike Purification

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. Anyone who doesn't reply after reading it is anthropomorphic.

Women have two advantages and one loophole. Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage. Men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why men and women get married is because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. Why men and women divorce is because men know the depth and the women know the length. As Mr. Lu Xun once said: If a boy is strong, the girl will support the wall; if a girl is strong, the boy will lie flat on his back.

What's good about playing with women is playing with snakes. Pull out the snake's venomous fangs and tease it. Then the angry snake bites it. Snakes don't know how to chew. They only swallow hard. When the snake bites, they also want to strangle the opponent. The body of a cold-blooded animal is tightly entangled, cold on the outside and hot on the inside. The scales of the snake are constantly rubbing, spitting out venom from time to time. The moist feeling is like a world of ice and fire. It is extremely tight. How can it be described as "exhilarating"?

I'll ghostwrite it later, so let's break up. Look at my name and wish the protagonist's parents ascend to heaven.

Since watching One Piece, I have learned Ming Ge's steps, Kizaru's expression, Serka's laughter, Smoker's way of smoking, and the Queen's contemptuous actions. When I see a man, I say: Give me a face and be my son. When I meet a woman, I say: Can you show me your underwear? Then they ask for it. When he hit me, he said, "The world will forgive me for whatever I do. Because I am as beautiful as a fairy." He put on the expression of Kizaru and the laughter of Serka. He took out two cigarettes and lit two. In less than two minutes, I had red-haired hands, Fujitora's eyes, black beard's teeth, Aoki pheasant's legs, and the fate of white beard.

A big hangover is a disease, and a hard time means anemia

Earlier, Akatsuchi and the protagonist were brothers when he was sent to Konoha, but they no longer know each other in Chapter 220?

What a mess, has the author watched Naruto? It had just been a few years since the end of World War II, and the Sannin hadn't even grown up yet. Kakashi, Obito, Yuhi Kurenai, etc. All came out??? How come Fei Lu's novel is written? Well, Naruto's timeline is really messy. Welcome to leverage

With the Flash's Speed ​​Force, even if it's just the initial version of The Flash, the speed is comparable to lightning. The ninja's body in Naruto is brittle*. With speed and weapons, it takes so much effort to kill someone. Does the author understand what the Speed ​​Force is? Never mind that the Speed ​​Force requires chakra, why haven't you seen the Flash die from exhaustion after just a few runs?

I don't feel that Konoha cherishes talents, and they push them to death one by one.