An Unremarkable Sect Leader

"Have you heard? The head of the Pig-Raising Sect can make pigs pregnant!"

"It's absolutely true. I heard it from an elder, so don't go spreading it around."

"You still don't know that the head of the Pig-Raising Sect can cure infertility? What a frog in a well!"

"What? Which sect leader? The head of the Pig-Raising Sect, obviously. Who else?"

"Breaking news, breaking news! Why did a sow scream in the middle of the night? Why was an eighty-year-old woman found dead in the street? Is it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality???"

"What? You want to know where I heard it? Didn't I say, an elder from the Farming Sect told me."

"Good heavens, the Grand Elder himself said that the head of the Pig-Raising Sect has achieved the heights of the Dao. He can make a woman pregnant with just one look!"

"My goodness! The head of the Pig-Raising Sect got an old woman pregnant!"

"What? The head of the Pig-Raising Sect can get people pregnant with just one look..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.