I Made Every What If Come True

"If you were the richest person in the world, I'd make you my big brother!"

"Well, I'm the richest person in the world now. Let me teach you how to part your hair down the middle."

"If you can destroy that meteor, I'll be your little wife!"

"Honey, what are we eating tomorrow?"

I can make any "if" come true. There's nothing I can't do, unless you can't think of it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.