I Summoned Wu Zetian

So what if I'm lazy? Let the world weather any storm it likes. I'll stay right here under the covers.

Empress Wu Zetian dotes on me day and night, Qin Shi Huang attends to my every need, and my underlings are all the likes of Xiang Yu and Lü Bu.

"Damn it, Bai*, can you put that chick down already!"

"You damned scoundrel, Jing Ke! Do you have to steal my peaches?"

A complete upheaval of stuffy history!

See how Zhao Dazhuang leads a host of heroes and champions to bring peace to the world through laziness!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.