This Man Has No Feelings

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save one pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will praise this paragraph, but ugly people will turn a blind eye.

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If you dare to reply, I will curse you to travel to another world and become the most beautiful human being, and then your lovely sister will get the brother control system and think about controlling you and conquer you all day long; the school beauty in your class has a crush on you and travels with you to become an empress, thinking about killing you every day; you will also get ten daily check-in systems, urging you to check in every day and giving you rewards, annoying you to death... Eh, I'm so vicious

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Girl: What does 520 mean? I laughed: 5 is the implementation of 5, implement economic structural adjustment, implement targeted subsidies and rewards, implement social security, implement environmental governance, implement anti-corruption and promote integrity, 2 is 2 requirements, which requires both gold and silver mountains and clear waters and green mountains. 0 Means zero tolerance for illegal and criminal activities.

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I think this book is very interesting. For example, the protagonist is looked at by gods. The gods think he is an ordinary person, but in fact he has a system. The protagonist thinks that no one will find out that he has a system. In fact, we all know that he has a system, but he does not know that we are looking at him. He only knows that the gods are looking at him. In other words, is it our world? Others are watching us, too. It's scary to think about it.