After transmigrating into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang, Lin Chen discovers that eating makes him stronger. He turns the Eighty-One Tribulations into one lavish food banquet after another!
Guanyin: "Buddha, this is terrible! The Five Elements Mountain has been eaten... eaten by the Golden Cicada!"
Tathagata: "????????"
Wind-Following Ear and Thousand-Mile Eye: "Your Majesty, all the water in the Mother-Child River in the Kingdom of Women has been eaten... eaten by Tang Sanzang!"
The immortals of Heaven: "..."
Lin Chen: "Wukong, I want to visit Flower-Fruit Mountain and see where you were born!"
Splash! The monkey went pale and collapsed to the ground in fright!
Lin Chen: "There's nothing in this world that can't be eaten in one bite. And if there is, just take another bite!"
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1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save one pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will praise this paragraph, but ugly people will turn a blind eye.
Author, I would like to ask, when Monk Tang ate the metal rod, did he ever think that it came out of Sun Wukong's ears? Was there no earwax? Also, in the part about the little white dragon, he drank all the water in the stream. Didn't the little white dragon pee there? There are also rice fields with fish and shrimp. . . . I seem to have discovered something (funny)
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Will even the Buddha be steamed later?
No, aren't there animals in the forest that poop and urinate? You can eat this too, it's awesome, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, **.
The author is a foodie, so he wrote this book
Buddha: I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
Wukong is too difficult, is he a zombie?