Reborn as Granny Liu

A hilarious, absurd comedy. A gym trainer transmigrates into Granny Liu, wreaks havoc in the Grand View Garden, then launches a rebellion, allies with Eastern Wu to defeat Cao Cao, borrows arrows with straw boats, campaigns against Qishan seven times, lights a lamp at Wuzhang Plains to prolong his life, and after death storms the Palace of the King of Hell and alters the Book of Life and Death. From then on, he's immortal and can roam the Three Realms and Nine Heavens as he pleases!

Partial chapter list:

Chapter 1: Young Master Baoyu Falls in Love with Me; Chapter 2: A Solo Raid on the Grand View Garden

Chapter 3: Uprooting the Weeping Willow; Chapter 4: Granny Liu Samples the Cloud-and-Rain Encounter

Chapter 5: The Three Swear Brotherhood in the Grand View Garden; Chapter 6: It's Not Too Late to Start Cultivating Immortality

Chapter 7: Brother Baoyu, No!; Chapter 8: Crowned Empress

Chapter 9: Foundation Building Complete; Chapter 10: The Grand View Garden Rebellion

Chapter 11: Granny Liu Beats the White Bone Demon Three Times; Chapter 12: The ** Star Takes Its Place, Cthulhu Appears in the World

Chapter 13: Heaven-Rank Combat Skill, Great Wilderness Prison-Heaven Finger; Chapter 14: Awakening a Stand

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.